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#1 Rick


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Posted 04 September 2010 - 09:29 AM

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Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular
exercise can prolong life. Is this true?

A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and
that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything
wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make
you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car
by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy
is distilled wine, that mean they take water out of
fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that
way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your
ratio one to one. If you have two bodies, your
ratio two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of
participating in a regular exercise program?

A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy
is: No pain...good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food are fried these
day in vegetable oil. In fact, they permeated by it.
How could getting more vegetable be bad for

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting
a little soft around the middle?

A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it
get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you
want bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean!
Another vegetable! It best feel-good food

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for your figure, explain
whale to me..

Q: Is getting in shape important for my

A: Hey! 'Round' is shape!
Well... I hope this has cleared up any
misconceptions you may have had about food
and diets.
And remember:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave
with the intention of arriving safely in an
attractive and well-preserved body, but rather
to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand
- chocolate in the other - body thoroughly
used up, totally worn out and screaming
"WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's
the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief
to know the truth after all those conflicting
nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer
fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer
heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and
suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer
fewer heart attacks than Americans..
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of
sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink
what you like. Speaking English
is apparently what kills you.

#2 Hopefull39

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Posted 04 September 2010 - 12:06 PM

Words to live by, thanks Rick!
IVF #1 IVF #2
Dec.7 Cycle day 1 July 18 started BCP, last one July 7
Dec.27 started Synarel, yuck! July 31 started Synarel
Jan. 8 Repronex 75 and GonalF 225 Repronex and Puregon
Jan. 11 E2 is 574 (day 4) August 16 E2 is 1014 HOLY! (day 4)
August 17 E2 is 2594 17 follies counted of similar size
Jan. 14 E2 is 5297 (day 7) Aug. 19 E2 is 5971
Jan. 15 E2 is 7453 (day 8) a large unknown spot 2x4 on my uterus, don't know if et will happen
Jan. 16 E2 is 10102 spot is smaller 1x3 Day 9 Aug.21 E2 is 16400 12/17 follies are ready, trigger tonight, starting cabergoline (destinex) to avoid OHSS
Jan. 17 E2 is 14127 spot is smaller 1x2.5 still don't know if transfer will happen
Day 11, Aug.23 10 eggs retrieved, 8 were icss'd, 5 are developing!
Jan. 19 ER, 5 eggs from 16 follicles. 3 icsi's, 2 developed NO FROSTIES
Jan. 21 ET 2 embies, 2B, 4B. Aug.26 ET 3d3, 8A,8B,9B! No frosties again.
Beta Feb.4 17 possible chemical Sept.6 hpt - BFN Sept.8 Beta
Beta Feb.6 32, nurse still says chemical
Beta Feb.11 125, RE doesn't know what to tell me, not sure what will happen
Beta Feb.16 263, ultrasound shows no sac, told to expect miscarriage
Feb. 18, CC (cousin cramps) and AF, miscarriage at 6 weeks and 2 days.
Feb. 23 beta 23.
[/color][/color]Me 40, DH 47
DH has 3 teens from 1st marriage.
I am not a mom, yet!

May 1 08 Vasectomy reversal
Nov. 08 Zero sperm count Jan. 2010 IVF #1 Chemical pregnancy.

#3 Luckypenny

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Posted 04 September 2010 - 01:00 PM

:rofl: Thanks for the funny Rick!