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From Chewbacca to an Ewok

Posted by hotmamaoftwins , 24 September 2010 · 1593 views

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A scheduling mistake turned Chewbacca into an Ewok. So today was my appointment at the Spa to finally get a Brazilian. As soon as I got there, the receptionist was apologizing that there have been a scheduling mistake and the lady that was doing Brazilian wasn't in so they booked me for a Bikini instead. Normally, I don't have any patience for mistakes but on this occasion, I was glad.

As I wait in the lounge room, I felt like my heart was in my throat and I was so nervous. Then in a few minutes "Lydia" called out my name. I asked her if I could use the washroom first because I might just pee my pants and she said the famous lines again, "It's not as bad as you think." She led me to a very nice room with soft relaxing music. She asked me to lie down and pull up my dress. Then she told me to grab the side of my thigh and just relax. She lathered my bikini line with warm wax and put on the strip on top. Then she just let it ripped! :th_aggahhh: Holy crap! Did it hurt! I felt tears rolling down my cheeks..But I kept telling myself, "Don't be a baby!" So I just continued to lie still and preventing myself from screaming too loud!!! I kept thinking of the movie "The 40 Year Old Virgin". when Steve Carrell was getting his chest hairs waxed.



I seriously wanted to scream "F%#k you Kelly Clarkson!" I was thinking, I am seriously paying this woman to torture me. By the time she was done the left side, I wanted to run but then I thought how awful would that look. So I sucked it up. As soon as we were done, the lady suggested to book a Brazilian a week before my due date. I asked her if it's to help me induce labor? She just laughed and handed me a soothing gel.

As soon as I got home, I checked it out and it looks like an Ewok...LOL! Would I do it again? Absolutely! NOT! There's a lesson learned in a hard and painful way...




I have always wanted to go and get one done, but I have been to chicken shit. In fact, when I gave birth to my twins, I was almost embarassed cuz I knew what a forest was!! Until I started pushing and then it really didn't matter. Thanks for sharing and helping me decide. I am seriously going to look into the laser hair removal.
Nice! I love it!
Way to tough it out! I would have screamed a few things I am sure!
Bah ha ha ha!!!
Ouch! It hurt just to read that. You're so brave ...
come on ladies....... it's really not that painful. I get regular bikini waxes and occasional brazilians and I am an absolute pussy who passes out at the thought of having blood drawn because of the pain and I can cope!!

going through infertility treatment and giving birth is far far more brave xxxx next time try the brazilian xxxx
i gotta say i'm with torontojo - i get brazilians all the time - they're not that bad.

mamaoftwins - if you went back in 3-4 weeks from now and got it done again - the pain would not be that bad at all....i swear!
:giggle: Wow! I'm so glad you let us know how it all turned out! I'm laughing so hard my husband asked what I was laughing at.
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Good Fortune
Sep 25 2010 08:46 AM
let's see then! Ha ha!
It does get easier and if you get it done regularly, it hurts less and grows back slowly. Well done for braving it though :giggle: Perhaps you could try hair removal cream for the birth? It works but only looks nice for a day or two, so you better time it right!
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hotmamaoftwins
Sep 25 2010 09:50 AM

let's see then! Ha ha!


Rick might suspend my account if I posted a pic...DH says I look like a pregnant porn star now..I don't know if I should take that as a compliment... hahahah! :giggle: :lol: :lol:
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hotmamaoftwins
Sep 25 2010 09:51 AM

i gotta say i'm with torontojo - i get brazilians all the time - they're not that bad.

mamaoftwins - if you went back in 3-4 weeks from now and got it done again - the pain would not be that bad at all....i swear!


Maybe I should go back once I get my epidural so I'd be numb from waist down... hahahaha!

i gotta say i'm with torontojo - i get brazilians all the time - they're not that bad.

mamaoftwins - if you went back in 3-4 weeks from now and got it done again - the pain would not be that bad at all....i swear!


Maybe I should go back once I get my epidural so I'd be numb from waist down... hahahaha!



LOL - let us know how that works our for ya!!!!!
Wow! Sorry it hurt so much! And here I am, the self-proclaimed Queen of Brazilians who said, "It's not that bad." Well, I think it does get easier so if you have a change of heart and try it again, it might not hurt so much.

And yeah, I have to admit that since seeing "The 40 Year Old Virgin" I've cursed at Kelly Clarkson a few times too. But the pain didn't last long and I returned to my old mantra, "It's not that bad..."
I had a bikini wax in 1994, and made it to the second "rip" than I got up and left... (after some tears and a few choice screams.
I'm amazed anyone can do this.... so, just think how easy labour will seem now! :giggle:
AFM, I've got a date with DH, some shaving cream and my lady bic!

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